Ornithological Errata

Jason, newlywed and bird classification expert, has pointed out a disturbing error in the post below. I incorrectly assessed pelicans as non-threats, when in fact my test bird is likely some sort of faded flamingo (severe lack of pink). As such, I'm now classifying all large aquatic birds, along with gels and liquids, as potential threats, pending further data. I humbly apologize to my readers and hope that I have not misrepresented the dangers of living in Singapore.