Scary things have happened lately. Let's look at the data from Barry's heartputer sportsnerdthingy, which shows him hitting a barricade at 42.5km/hr, slowing him down rather suddenly.
I was watching the end of Barry's bike race, trying to distinguish the spandexers, when I heard the disturbing sound of ripping metal, as shown.
Here I am a few seconds later, with two doctors and an ambulance, tending to a mangled pavement Barry, to the side of the course, as captured by racetographers.
Here is a censored picture of Barry after he started moving again. If you hit yourself straight on the sternum, you can avoid puncturing your lungs, which is not the best thing to do in Indonesia. Barry did, however, lose a lot of his knee flesh. But don't think about that, just look at the kitten and puppy.
Then, more data came in, this time from Barry's genetic sequencing, which is a fun thing to do, if it doesn't get banned. It showed that Barry was a caveman who had lost a bet.
Yup, the 99th percentile Neanderthal man had to do this.
The gift bag above is optimistic, and seems be believe the sun will make you happy erery day.
My favourite wrapping paper this year combines retro beef bouillon ads with Backstreet Boys and Jennifer Lopez lyrics. If you think about that combination, it's very festive.
The children's' seasonal paper has vintage blimps on it so that you can explain the Hindenburg story over the holidays.
Some gift bags with high expectations. Happy feelings above, and dream reception below, both of which are a lot to ask of a gift.
Our final holiday bag involves spiritual growth. While this makes sense over the holiday season, I'm not sure if the gate is supposed to be for the living.
Speaking of seasons, they're magicians, and can last forever, at least here.
The season lady has this to say about dignity: "we want to tell what exists behind it I have only one wish I wish that you will grow up in good health" and "this grow it's not a present", which makes me wonder if this is a seasonal shirt after all.
When you feel worried about your dignity, it will help to look to the seaward.
For identity issues, use this shirt.
If you're lost, you can find yourself in these states.
On your way, perhaps get a massage from Mammy?
I do not recommend the Bald salon though.
We didn't think it was that bad.
Finally, this cute child with sideburns hosts superheroes who have been fighting for 47 years.
In Japan, there are many interesting creatures to see. I'm concerned about Bluedude's goiters.
Above, we have Floormop Sumurai and "Without your effort, American Overjoyed, you cannot hope for success".
The robot above appears to be advertising something. But the ones below are just warmongering!
As a chicken, you should be careful to not get your head stuck into another chicken's drumstick, I think.
It appears these characters like to dress up as other characters, Cosplay style.
The creatures below are Sexy Zone, apparently selected for their Michael Jackson-style sexiness. I do think, regrettably, that MJ might have found them sexy in the wrong way. Something to think about next time you're listening to "A my Girlfriend".
So does Snidel.
We're not sure, though, what Super Mario thinks.
We also weren't sure how to manage the Maid café, where you eat cute food like this.
And have songs sung by companions like this.
But if you stare at this statue long enough, you'll figure it out.