Scary things have happened lately. Let's look at the data from Barry's heartputer sportsnerdthingy, which shows him hitting a barricade at 42.5km/hr, slowing him down rather suddenly.
I was watching the end of Barry's bike race, trying to distinguish the spandexers, when I heard the disturbing sound of ripping metal, as shown.
Here I am a few seconds later, with two doctors and an ambulance, tending to a mangled pavement Barry, to the side of the course, as captured by racetographers.
Here is a censored picture of Barry after he started moving again. If you hit yourself straight on the sternum, you can avoid puncturing your lungs, which is not the best thing to do in Indonesia. Barry did, however, lose a lot of his knee flesh. But don't think about that, just look at the kitten and puppy.
Then, more data came in, this time from Barry's genetic sequencing, which is a fun thing to do, if it doesn't get banned. It showed that Barry was a caveman who had lost a bet.
Yup, the 99th percentile Neanderthal man had to do this.
The gift bag above is optimistic, and seems be believe the sun will make you happy erery day.
My favourite wrapping paper this year combines retro beef bouillon ads with Backstreet Boys and Jennifer Lopez lyrics. If you think about that combination, it's very festive.
The children's' seasonal paper has vintage blimps on it so that you can explain the Hindenburg story over the holidays.
Some gift bags with high expectations. Happy feelings above, and dream reception below, both of which are a lot to ask of a gift.
Our final holiday bag involves spiritual growth. While this makes sense over the holiday season, I'm not sure if the gate is supposed to be for the living.
Speaking of seasons, they're magicians, and can last forever, at least here.
The season lady has this to say about dignity: "we want to tell what exists behind it I have only one wish I wish that you will grow up in good health" and "this grow it's not a present", which makes me wonder if this is a seasonal shirt after all.
When you feel worried about your dignity, it will help to look to the seaward.
For identity issues, use this shirt.
If you're lost, you can find yourself in these states.
On your way, perhaps get a massage from Mammy?
I do not recommend the Bald salon though.
We didn't think it was that bad.
Finally, this cute child with sideburns hosts superheroes who have been fighting for 47 years.