In sesasonless singapore, it's the season of this flower.
In honour of this, I got a sushi pedicure, and then we went to the place of the happy creepy horses.
Here, Mark has the latest in Japanese toilet candy, now available in squatter.
As he drinks it, the room turns purple.
Then Mark gets all evil and makes us play the Toilet game, which is somehow a real thing.
So it's toilet Russian Roulette, or and sometimes when you flush, you get sprayed. (Ed. note. I have just learnt that toilet in Russian is туалет.
Mark was a good sport, and also got the spray.
Alex demonstrates that the right technique is to bravely keep your mouth open.
I tried to be graceful, this is my toilet face.