Saturday, November 23, 2013

Happy Holiday Engrish

Let's start with a simple holiday greeting.
The gift bag above is optimistic, and seems be believe the sun will make you happy erery day.
My favourite wrapping paper this year combines retro beef bouillon ads with Backstreet Boys and Jennifer Lopez lyrics. If you think about that combination, it's very festive.
The children's' seasonal paper has vintage blimps on it so that you can explain the Hindenburg story over the holidays.
Some gift bags with high expectations. Happy feelings above, and dream reception below, both of which are a lot to ask of a gift.
Our final holiday bag involves spiritual growth. While this makes sense over the holiday season, I'm not sure if the gate is supposed to be for the living.
Speaking of seasons, they're magicians, and can last forever, at least here.
The season lady has this to say about dignity: "we want to tell what exists behind it I have only one wish I wish that you will grow up in good health" and "this grow it's not a present", which makes me wonder if this is a seasonal shirt after all.
When you feel worried about your dignity, it will help to look to the seaward.
For identity issues, use this shirt.
If you're lost, you can find yourself in these states.
On your way, perhaps get a massage from Mammy?
I do not recommend the Bald salon though.
We didn't think it was that bad.
Finally, this cute child with sideburns hosts superheroes who have been fighting for 47 years.