Happy Engrish Holidays!

Welcome to the annual celebration of Engrish Holidays!

The present above has enthusiastic Christmas teddies with forks. The one below reminds you about my upcoming birthday.

This is a repost, but as it says, "We are always the same".

Finally, a reminder about gift styles. 

I am all dressed up an ready to go! 

We are practicing eating dairy before our trip home.

The above cheese plate cost 14 times as much as the scissor-cut curry rice below. (It's the meat that's scissor cut, in truth).

Which has retro charm.

And you get to choose your sauces and your meats.

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