Ironman is a Spandex Festival held annually in various locations around the world. Below are some pictures of the Lake Placid version, which is known for providing spandex wearers with increased pain and danger due to numerous hills.
Spandex wearers also enjoy a thicker skin called neoprene, which helps them to float while being chased by 2300 other athletes like so:
The spandex people worship the great god of Gatorade shown below:
Spandex wearers get to relax with skilled massage professionals who also respect man-made fabrics:
Those close to the spandex wearers spend 14 hours or so in the rain so as to show their support:
Here is my preferred spandex man before his race:
After a full day of fun, spandex wearers become Ironmen, who are awarded with honour, esteem, a large piece of tinfoil, a cap, a medal and all-you-can-eat pizza!
Ironman is a Spandex Festival held annually in various locations around the world. Below are some pictures of the Lake Placid version, which is known for providing spandex wearers with increased pain and danger due to numerous hills.
Spandex wearers also enjoy a thicker skin called neoprene, which helps them to float while being chased by 2300 other athletes like so:
The spandex people worship the great god of Gatorade shown below:
Spandex wearers get to relax with skilled massage professionals who also respect man-made fabrics:
Those close to the spandex wearers spend 14 hours or so in the rain so as to show their support:
Here is my preferred spandex man before his race:
After a full day of fun, spandex wearers become Ironmen, who are awarded with honour, esteem, a large piece of tinfoil, a cap, a medal and all-you-can-eat pizza!
