The fruit of the week is the pomelo. Since I'm studying marketing, I've come up with some slogans for the pomelo. Do you see a career for me in citrus marketing?
1) Pomelo, a great big fruit experience.
2) Pomelo. Super-size it.
2) Pomelo. Super-size it.
3) Pomelo. Compensating for something?
4) Pomelo, a freak of natural goodness.
5) Pomelo, kicking the ass of smaller citrus.
6) There's a little Pomelo in all of us.
7) Pomelo, making lil' citrus weep.
The vegetable of the week is shown below. While I believe it is some sort of turnip, googling its Chinese (Pinyin) name yields only, um, nudity-oriented sites. Stay tuned.