Navidad season in Spain

I went to Spain to eat all of the hams.No, actually I went to see Raed, who was very worried that I might eat these poisonous flowers. I don't eat random flowers much, but I have been known to poke prickly cacti.I also went to see Kevin and Andrew, but this is the best picture I got with Andrew. He's got globophobia.

Kevin and I were extremely festive and spread joy.

And scary skincare.

Andrew can poor Sidra like a pro while on crooked surfaces which is very admirable.

Just like these guys of yesteryear.Raed still poses for pictures Asian style.

And he knows where all the best views are.

I chose a hotel based on its view.

It had a bar for selfies, but I prefer sangriafies.

We admired to local architecture. Andrew showed us the closest castle. It was "closed", which suggests a more active monarchy than I expected.

And Raed showed me some Andalucian Moorish architecture. You can see the fancy pillar rocks hidden here.

I admired child pattern baldness.

And Marbella's concerning statue.

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Love Goodly, Pursue an Excellent, Not to give up you

From Hong Kong we took a day trip to Humen, China. When you tell a Chinese speaker that you went to Humen, they try to correct you, but they are wrong, because they forget that there are ~160 cities over 500k, and they don't actually know them all.In Humen, you can buy all the things that clothing comes from. "Balenciaba" fabric is sold by the bolt, which was too heavy to bring home. You can also get "Girl needs every girl", "Jil Sander, or "TongTouy" ribbon liner cloth.

All of the world's attacherators.

A whole area of glittery bits.

I showed great restraint, and only took the following samples, which are truly excellent. Now I can sew the yellow Canadian tire, min min, and not thing into people's shirts.

Thank you Toni for bringing me to Humen!

We rewarded ourselves with some spicy. Lots of spicy.

At first, I erred and tried to go to a bar that was too trendy: and this was the queue.

Luckily my second choice was much better, and I didn't have to tiktok about it.

It was approved.

Above, temples you can find in the middle of skyscrapers. Below, a large fire for the hungry ghosts at the market.

Of course, we dim summed properly.

Esther suggested that I buy this doll, but too scary. I think that I can tell from her forehead that she's smiling behind it.

On the way home, I visited the visa blue typhoon cloud blob sitting on a speaker. Which obviously makes you want to use visa.

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Flavour Barber, Sliming, and the Poto Love Club

Hellow Everybady, let's have some Engrish!

Spa menus are a common source of fun language. This one has Korean large bubble comprehensive care. Obviously K-bubbles are very trendy, but you should also remove all kinds of spots.

This menu has sliming, which I guess is the opposite of cleaning, and magnetic fork meridian treatment.

The hair collection place was also confusing.

But the good number plate factory is not Engrish. It's actually where you get your license plate made.

We did some leisure travel to the market. Many messages here: Busy chap, watch while walking, outshine others, and I am a man of freedom.

For anyone from 1980: Back to the Tuao to you, will fulfill them on great!

The panda looks tired to me.

This is the 2nd Archive Monter: It's Always a Eashdcr to HK With Ferends.

I nearly joined the Poto Love Club.

This back nearly Rickrolls you: Never Give Up Fantastic; We will Do our best never If the GE are many difficulties.

Don't forget to smeel the flowers.

There was a serious escalator refurbishment going on, but it felt fairly casual about it.

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Freaky Squirrels, Large Apples, and Balloons

We went to the Balloon Museum exhibit where you can both have fun AND take good pictures.

Above is my new LinkedIn pic, and below is Barry's. His legs are dissolving into dust!

Ok, maybe they're not ALL good pictures.

This summer we visited the important cultural icon that is Ontario's big apple, and Barry went with this portrait composition, so it's most of the apple.

But I think landscape for fruit.

We went to see Def Leppard and wore our custom T-shirts, which someone tried to buy from us.

We also saw the nature. Here is a freaky ginger-tailed black squirrel. Which is technically a grey squirrel. It's all very messy, and my mother worries they'll take over the world. Armageddon it.

And we admired the vast lake Erie Beach. If you look carefully, you still can't see Ohio at all.

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