You can find lots of interesting things in our neighbourhood. If you peer into this door long enough, you'll see into the future (I saw receding glaciers).
There are of course dangers, like Sabre Strokers. I contemplated (ok, googled) this further, and found that they offer products such as Roosta Popper, Zip'n ziggy, and Laser Pro, which somehow are for fishing! I suppose the popper/ziggy/laser are to remove the mercury from the fish. Oh I'm excited for the google searches I'll get on the above words!
If those products don't work out for you, you could go to a backwards law firm. While the name is a palindrome, I'm pretty sure the Sanskrit, correction, Bengali, isn't.
Oups, this entry got a little environmental, so quick, be distracted by baskets of back alley fruits!
You need a lot of watermelon to feed the crowds of workers in Little India on a Sunday.
Singapore's economic miracle has not touched all. This is the vehicle of our local karung guni
recylers, who take sell cardboard and other goods from dumpsters to recyclers. To make it more lucrative, they wet the cardboard, as it's sold by weight.
At the end of a neighbourhood alley walk, we recommend going to your local Uzbek restaurant for vareniki. Not available? Ok, then substitute dumplings from your neighbourhood.
How could I resist a post on the paper's feature on, um, whitening! Look how angry it makes the above model (ok, she may have gotten a tad folded).
This woman commands us! Peel off those dark spots! Face chemicals are your friend!
Mainstream products, I suppose if I read the details I'd know how to choose between White Serum Pore Minimizer and Extra Whitening Cell Repair & Protect with 50x Vitamin C. The later seems good, since Vitamin C lightened brown guinea pigs in one study, so at least we can support the animals.
Lest you were reconsidering your favourite brands, rest assured it is universal.
This brand is given credence by a French person's quote. Googling him reveals his skin is not that pale, however.
To further our beauty, Barry and I considered the shape V face.
Barry's seems pretty good.
But further Picasanalysis shows he has the dreaded DARK SPOTS!
Look what the cream can do? Isn't Barry pretty?
Now that you're bored of that, other white things in the paper include clean washrooms. These can now be rated at screens outside the washrooms. Seems to me that more frequent cleanings may have been cheaper, and that the dirty washrooms will have their feelings hurt.
There is also music, several bands competing to fill your ears in one temple.
And now it's time for this year's piercing shots. You can't look away!
Last Sunday started with fresh smells, dumplings and tofu twists, guess which was tasty.
You could also get Jerry Fish and Arrested Vegetables, gansta style!
Then we spent some time enjoying the wildlife, see if you can spot it.
Then it was Engrish grocery shopping time at the Japanese grocery store. Did you know that cow ghosts go to Moominvalley, which also has witches?
Can you imagine how upset Froggy is that he can't eat combover's snacks? And don't you hate it when you're eating and a fox steals your food?
Here, the frog's trauma continues, this time agravated by a scary snowman, and the ever-creepy fox.
Finally, exploring the depths of confusing Asian marketing is the face-hand, complete with hat, snacks, and rice triangle. Nothing could make me hungrier than these guys.
Many other delicacies awaited. Mmmm, Crunky, leafy, palacious seaweed pick ups.