Need holiday present ideas? Well, let me introduce you to...
The "Boyfriend pillow"! Need snuggles? The appearance of firm muscles? Available in firm and softer abs. I thought this was Asian, but it seems to be an Australian invention, so I hope you don't all have these already.
Also avialable in lady butt. Unless you're into other things.
Don't worry, the "celebrity model" cockroach pillow comes in 3 suprisingly huge sizes.
Personally, I'm more into food. They have shrimp and squid as well.
I think Barry would like to snuggle up with a durian.
If you're looking for something more practical, you can keep your brushes in this pita (incorrectly labeled as a burrito and a baked cake).
Eating too many burritos? Apparently this leg snapper flapper can help!
Looking for a night time ghost massage to perk up your chin?
The idea is that you can't be beautiful unless your chin is a V shape, and tying it up can achieve this. Luckily this option has special ear holes.
You can apparently use V Shape face sticker tape for this too! Just tuck your skin into your ears! I wonder what people think when they see it.
Here's a new way to magically brush dye into your wig, electrically.
My personal fave is the sleeping waist pad, because I often don't feel refresh when waking up.
And then of course, there's always trusty whitening cream, now available for knees!