Saturday, August 22, 2009

Laura in Westoz

Above is what Western Australia's animals used to look like. Below is what they look like today. We are big fans of the modern version, and enjoyed hanging out in their gaggle of 25.
However, we did not go to Perth for the birds. We went to stock up on feeling like home. And, mostly, we went for the wine. The tasting, the touring, and the bringing some home.
Drinking it seaside was nice too, though it is "winter" now. That means its like rainy summer weather in Canada.
This is Fremantle, which is supposed to be the best part of Perth. Barry and I figured perhaps it was better in the summer. Or perhaps we missed something. Eventually we forgot about it and went back to wine tasting. I know, my photography. Its artistic nature takes your breath away. I call this one "arry". Moving, no?
Finally, here is the Aussie coat of arms, which allegedly features 2 animals which can't move backwards. This doesn't seem to be a key animal skill, if you ask me, whereas that pouch is handy! I can't diss it, as the Canadian coat of arms features 2 bedazzled lions and a unicorn, none of which are native to the country, to my knowledge.


Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Time to visit Singapore

Worried about fall? Craving some tasty exotic cuisine? Losing your swimming skills? No excuse not to visit now: http://www.aircanada.com/en/offers/air/asia_aug09/asia_aug09.html.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Cosmic Illusions

This rogue plane post is dedicated to my rogue plane friends. Seletar airport is Singapore's small plane airport, for executive, leisure and small charter aircraft. So imagine our surprise upon walking by this plane in a hangar's driveway, outside of the airport.
Key Facts
Cosmic Air is a Nepalese Airline
Cosmic Air does not fly anywhere near Singapore
Cosmic Air owns nine (9) planes total
This is a Fokker 100, one of the two that Cosmic owns
The runway at Seletar is not supposed to be long enough to land this plane
Passenger Aircraft are not supposed to be in unsecured areas
I guess it drove here from India.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Evil in the Garden

If you find botanical gardens a tad dull, then I have a suggestion. I recommend you look for different things, like, say, EVIL. I started this by noticing the obviously fake and evil temptation fruits on this alleged fig tree trunk.Then I saw this clearly murderous tentacle tempter, ready to neutralize its victims.And I noticed that even orchids have a darker, twisted side.Plants that eat animals:Perhaps these are all overseen by the Great Green Grabber.Or the Monster of the Moss.

More pics here.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Engrish for Canadians

This is a momentous occasion for Canadian fans of Engrish! Now, Engrish comes to your country, and for some readers, to your university. Zoom in to read the University of Toronto's lesser known motto: "Goldfish California Dream. 1849".
Now let us compare this Korean interpretation to the actual U of T.

Real U of TEngrish U of T
Founding Year18271849
Mottovelut arbor aevo, meaning "As a tree in the passage of time"Goldfish California Dream
Crestbeaver, books, treesunrise, building, leaves
So overall, I'm forced to conclude that this is a reasonable representation. Beavers, goldfish, trees, leaves, whatever. If you are a women's small, please send me your orders today! I find it goes best with Korean chocolate bar Crunky. For when you're drunk and chunky.

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Our Neighbourhood, Little India

Little India is a great place to live for many reasons. On Sunday, the migrant Indian labourers get their weekly day off, so Little India gets quite crowded. This seems ok with the Indians, who are evidently quite close.
They participate in numerous activities such as talking to their loved ones at home, or buying smoked fruit:They gather in lovely neighbourhood parks such as these, where their heat tolerance is evidently quite high. While in normal circumstances a pure-male crowd this large might be alarming, here it is quite safe.
In contrast, I require cold fluids such as, perhaps, a coconut.
I recommend you do not offend the man with the knife (shown here with sugar cane grinder, another refreshing choice.)
Clearly, I am refreshed.
I'm not sure if you're supposed to, but I like to eat the young rubber coconut as well, like so.


Saturday, July 18, 2009

Which Indonesia?

While Laura in Singapore avoids political commentary, her trip to West Papua, Indonesia, was cancelled this week due to security concerns. In light of recent events, I offer you some facts about Indonesia. First, its dimensions:
1) Population: 237 million, fourth largest country in the world. Big.
2) Width: 5000 km, a wide as Canada's non-maritime provinces. Chubby.
3) Religion: 86% Muslim (mostly moderate), with significant Christian and Hindu populations, the latter shown here going to temple.4) Democracy: Yes, but only since 1997.
5) Crime. How does Indonesia compare to your other potential vacation destinations?So, while this is Indonesia,so is this,and this.And many of Indonesia's 17508 islands look a lot like this.


Sunday, July 12, 2009

Top Expat Challenges

Laura in Singapore enjoys being a foreigner/expat/immigrant, as most posts demonstrate. However, there are some universal challenges, not specific to Singapore, which potential future expats may not expect. To start, consider that many of your lovely possessions will either remain in storage or be rendered rather useless:You are likely to face new biological threats and vermin. How many Canadians know how to avoid boot mold, and the tiny bugs that eat the mold? Oh the tropical household ecosystem!Sometimes, you're just going to get stared at. An advantage is that your appreciation of your home cuisine grows. But this can lead to disappointment when things are just sometimes done wrong. This is my butterscotch parfait?
Similarly, we waited 2 years for Quiznos to come to Singapore, and when we finally went there, it was closed. Emotional roller coaster.Doing your taxes while you're out of the country? Nightmare. The Canadian Revenue Agency missed me so much that they kept writing me letters.Similarly, imagine the paperwork and time involved in immigrating here!Often, we just don't understand the jokes, the media, and especially the ads. Has this woman's "family heater" melted off her bosom?
Planes. May not be as fun as shown.
You just can't learn all the traditions and etiquette and try to make sense of it.
Family cooking. You gotta DIY, which is much harder than showing up with a bottle of wine.
It's hard to be subtle. Spot the expat in this picture.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Ruins of Ancient Singapore

Singapore, not known for its ancient civilizations, was little more than a fishing village until the last couple of centuries. However, if you look hard enough, you can find strange old ruins of mysterious origin, inexplicably occupying prime real estate. Below, a mature home whose owners have clearly neglected landscaping and home-painting laws. Shown below are stairs to the past, found in the forest.
And finally, a mysterious site I found on my way to work and wondered what it could be.
It turns out it is an unkempt old Muslim graveyard, a couple of acres in size.
So, how old is this place? It dates back to 1819, making it just about the oldest thing you'll see here. As shown below, vegetation can accelerate decay, see how quickly this child's wagon became a tree. Don't leave your toys in the cemetery, kids.