Engrish 2025: Lostbelong in Laos

Here is some Engrish from Laos which is dedicated to Racel, because she's a linguist.

The favourite shirt we didn't buy is Office Romance Photographer. Kinda creepy.

They ruined this one with the last bit.

This shirt, too small for most of my friends, uses cookies.

Someone's Yum, like delicious food was a bit warm for the weather. Crogs were better.

Below says Mou get what you mork for for, make it happen everyone, sometimes silence is answer, make it happen to s.lee. Now since this is Laos, I am sure this refers to Sunisa Lee, them most famous gymnast of Lao descent.

There were Chritin Dior pjs.

And Smells good polo

Barry bought this one but don't worry, I think there might be a typo.

We didn't buy the Petroit Pistons World Champs Motop City Bad Gipl shirt, because wrong vibe.

We didn't buy MeoMalr Militly either.

But we sure bought Wait!

In fact, at the low low price of $2, we updated some wardrobes. Hello Avocado. I'm in my coquette era. Brunch. A key that won't open, the door.

Sadly this didn't fit Barry.

My best purchase was this bag.

And finally: fgiveness. Living in the same envsionhen the dividing line between the strong and the weaklies on who can change it. Truth, weaklies.

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Festive Vibes with Snowblowers and Cookies

 

We went to Canada via Germany to stock up on festive vibes. 

Hot mulled vibes.

In Heidelberg, the road crossing dude is unusually short, so he has to hurry to cross the street in time.

When we got to Canada, it looked like this.

But it felt a bit more like this. It's good to give the immune system something to work on.

If you're ever trying to feel more Canadian, you should take a photoshoot at Canadian tire.

For clarity, our outdoor recreation does NOT involve bears or wolves. But red plaid is suitable for any type of work or leisure.

Buying the right snowblower can be hard. It costs more to have cool green handles.

This tire is figure flattering.

It was windy at the lake. I should have expected that.

For Christmas, my mom bakes many very delicious things. But I was too busy eating, so I only photographed the cookie plate.

I, on the other hand, made 1 pie which I spilled a little in a taxi.

Barry made a pie AND managed to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew, so he is a winner.

Finally, Canadian kitties can be a bit bigger than Singaporean ones, but I think they still like me.

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