Saturday, May 22, 2010
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Singapore offers us tastes of other Asian cultures. For example, Japanese stores have won us over on sake. We recently bought Japanese playing cards, which are safer due to the warning not to throw them.You can tell something about a culture by what's on its cards. I have a rice & edamame pair! I trump you with my Queen of Scary Knives.Nothing says right bower like a rainbow. (Research has just shown that most readers won't know what a bower is, so substitute card lingo of your regional choice).We also enjoy healthy Japanese food. Barry is shown here eating bacon-wrapped cheese teppanyaki.And here is Barry's favourite Japanese cereal: Criscorn. Bears, Eurasian farmers and tanukis are also big fans.
What do you want for mother's day, perhaps a firmer bust? As explained in this newspaper ad, it's "your most important asset as a woman" (sic). Angie's bust looks so great that no one believes she's a mother. One wonders if she asks people this. Probably, as she also had to ask for her husband's support before using the firming gel (um, sic?).
Another heartwarming mother story above: Mother passes down body image issues to daughter, but luckily both lose 8-18cm instantly with 6 in 1 power ozone! Unfortunately said product also evidently promotes monstrous foot growth.
Feel like a piece of poo-ball mascot? Well, even though "D'Tox Juice" can cure all your woes in 2-4 hours, they sell you a 6 day program. Worth it if you get a plush toy of the mascot, whom I couldn't love more.